Kaehlos
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I've done this before, I came back and realized it was the wrong thing.May 2015 -
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Dawisio10Let me show you my edits, 100% Perverted, 100% Retarded, 99.99% Unfunny and 10% chance of Pedobears appearance in it.April 2014 -
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KaehlosK, guys, since nobody seems to understand this, let me give you a little story about myself. My name is Johann Smidt. I am 25 years old. I have 7 mental disorders. I work CyberSec contracting for NATO and GSC right now, but previously I was 306th EOD and NEMO. Now will you quit being condescending? Thanks.March 2014
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ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗDid you know that the GSC and NATO are both very different from the Army? Sorry to over-react, but do some goddamn research before judging someone and thus, making yourself look stupid. OK?March 2014
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KaehlosFIrst of all, not a bro. Second of all, not in the Army. Third of all, I enjoy the community. It's the same reason I play all those other "kid" games like Armagetron and Roblox. Faggot. Also, GSC and NATO are not Army. It's Global Strike Command and National Association Tits Okay maybe I don't know what the entire thing stands for._.March 2014
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FissionOkay, paramilitary thing and not the Army. Community is good, too, especially when it is not Facebook, but ROBLOX is still shit.March 2014
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KaehlosYou'd be surprised at how many military people play Roblox. Not paramilitary. USAF.March 2014
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Dante708OK who ever has directly told you what to do is stupid but the looking down on each other and taunting is completely normalApril 2014
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KaehlosI don't mind taunting, anybody who can't handle that needs to gtfo, but looking down on each other is not cool.(Because everybody knows I'm better than all of you combined XD)April 2014
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KaehlosIs there a reason people need to yell "SPAM" whenever someone spams? It's not like people spam on accident. If you spam , you generally know it. Yelling SPAM isn't a way to fix it. Spam is a lunch meat.February 2014
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Kaehlosikr. It's like 'A WILD SPAM APPEARS'! Guys?! GUYS SPAM! AHH IT'S EATING ME. PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT GUYS I CAN'T FIX THIS ON MY OWN. SPAM! GJUIHGLISFebruary 2014
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KaehlosAlmost super efective* I think my plan is to use all my invites on alt accounts so that I can always be back.February 2014
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Spider-ManWILD NOOBS APPEAR! Manager uses Super Power Of Banning. IT'S EPICLY EFFECTIVE! All the noobs Die! Manager gains 99999xp points and 9999 Cash. Manager leveled up to 100!February 2014
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AlexanderTheFallenSword - 250 (Critical flesh wounds) Banhammer - 999.9999 (Player its out of the game) Axe - 300 (Medium armor and flesh wounds) Mace - 250 (Critical armor hits)March 2014
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KaehlosI can read my wall, btw. It's not just something for people to make fun of you without retribution.February 2014
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dumbassIs it me, or does this fine young lady look like she popped right out of the Portal 2 Lab Rat comic?February 2014 -
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KaehlosHeh. I'm good at drawing females. Also wings. I'm good at wings. I'm practicing water. Soon I'll be able to draw a flying water female. Like a water-nymph, but with more wings.March 2014
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dumbassI would LOVE to see a picture of Chuck Norris getting stabbed in the neck with a ballpoint pen by Bruce LeeMarch 2014
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KaehlosSo I got in trouble. I wrote a poem for my Honors Language Arts class that wasn't school appropriate, (Early warning signs for murderers and stuff, y'know) so they checked my pockets. They found all my knives. 7 Knives, 3 lighters, 1 flask (It wasn't alcohol), 1 live WW2 style grenade, and a bulletproof vest.January 2014
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ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗi actually have seen worse, i went to a really bad school and at least 45% of the people who went there got expelled for bringing weapons there, can't remember the what the school was called thoughJanuary 2014
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KaehlosI as completely unprepared. Also all three of the principals have prior police experience, so they check real good.January 2014
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FissionWait, how exactly did you get a WWII grenade? On the street? Under a table in a café?February 2014
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ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ*sings birthday tune* Happy birthday to you... Happy Birthday to Kaehlos... Happy birthday to you!January 2014
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AlexanderTheFallenLa mulțani cu sănătatie stai liniștit tentindem pă spatie 18 ani ș-o șâpcă pe spatie, La mulțani nu glumim, La mulțani nu glumim.January 2014
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Kaehlos"While wearing GLaDOS Jr., please beware of assuming a passive-aggressive, narcissistic edge, similar to that displayed by 95% of the population of Seattle." -Part of the description for the GLaDOS ring.January 2014
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KaehlosAlright!*downloads steam* Alright!*Starts downloading Tactical Intervention* *Is downloading for 2 days* *TI doesn't work* Oh FUCK no!*Deletes Steam and TI, a total of 3 days work deleted in little under 6 seconds*January 2014
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soupcanbut honestly you should've not tried to install tactical intervention because its a terrible gameJanuary 2014
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KaehlosSince when is the foreign dude RussianBlablablaZN the bomb-diggity? He talks like an idiot and thinks the HFG_MANAGER mention link is like his ban stick.January 2014
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115R10tBak3rIt's most likely because he's a known member in OT. So I'll jump off of a cliff.January 2014
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RussianFederationZNNo doubt,Im russia and not much of speaking english.Im not proud myself even im idiot just like myself. Talking dumb was unlikely like my old friend battle_mage and he and i talks like that and that was i care all about,Even since he left im still not gonna let those dumb language of mine go and guess what Even Admin respond those mention link,Happy for the reading? And yet unlikely years ago I am a childish son of a bitch.Go ahead laugh and insults i will not going to talk like battle_mage and me talking in that language even if you dont understand.January 2014 -
KaehlosI can understand what you say, it just pisses me off that I have to read it over 2 or three times. I spent 2 years in a Turkish-majority school, and 6 in a Spanish-majority, so I know what you mean when you sound like a 'tard when you talk.January 2014
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soupcanYou do realize that RussianFed doesn't give a shit about how many schools you've went to, right?January 2014
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KaehlosYeah. I'm just saying that I can understand him when he talks because I've gone to said schools but it's really difficult.January 2014
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soupcanNot exactly trying to offend you in any way, but I think I can read English much better than you can. (I have an 11th grade reading level, even though I'm only in 7th grade in a middle school.) I'm going to assume that you don't give a shit about my 11th grade blahblahblahblahblahblah, don't you?January 2014
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soupcanThen again, you may be able to understand Turkish and Spanish much, much better than I can. I can only understand English, and tiny bits of German and Russian.January 2014
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KaehlosLol @the target hackers. Me and some friends came up with something that could do that but we got told to discontinue the project by our HS.January 2014
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FissionThis is spam. You think it's not? Not trolling, it's spam. I will troll you later. Oh yeah, this is spam. You think it's not? Gonna fuck off? Later. Spam. Spam. Spam. Just. Some. Fucking. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam.January 2014
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FissionSpam. Spam. Spam. Just. Some. Fucking. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam.January 2014
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KaehlosIt's not like I spam on purpose... Tourrettes and egocentricism make for a very talkative person.January 2014
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FissionI thought sociopaths didn't think anything was wrong. Maybe your psychiatrist needs a psychiatrist.January 2014
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KaehlosI don't think anything is wrong. Drugs are good for you. All natural. They grow from the ground. Like child pornography.January 2014
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KaehlosAnybody got a good suggestion as to easy-to-get skiddie stuff for mac? I'm waay to lazy to write my own programs.January 2014
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KaehlosJanuary 2014
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KaehlosHey, I just found this post I made on Reddit a little while ago that I forgot about because it got buried. I hope it'll explain things better to people(like Fission). Unless people (like Fission) are not intelligent enough to understand it. www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ls57a2/people_with_a_mental_illness_what_will_we_never/ Look for the longest post there. By a guy named Kaehlos, which would be me.December 2013
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KaehlosThey removed it for being too long, anyway. I'll have to rewrite it and put it here.December 2013
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KaehlosI wonder who would win if we played sympathy poker for irl mental illnesses between Fission, Sea and I.December 2013
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KaehlosI wish I could change my name. I quit using this one sometime in late 2012 and changed to Kaehlos.December 2013
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KaehlosFrickin people... "No other hacks as they are premium content." What you're doing is pretty much half-illegal in the first place. hacking premium is no more illegal than hacking the game without permission in the first place. Also, I highly doubt that any game's premium content includes either unlimited health or unlimited damage, and those are SOOOO difficult to do, I know.December 2013
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FissionWhat the fuck is "half-illegal"? This site hacks free Flash games. In the case the developer doesn't like the game being hacked he can just ask for the game to be removed from the website.December 2013
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KaehlosMaybe in case the developer didn't like premium being hacked then he could ask the premium content to be removed.December 2013
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KaehlosOh yeah, the half-illegal part. Technically, you don't have permission from any of the creators of the games. Also, the whole exploiting things in general was originally not supposed to be released to the public after the high-C incident.December 2013
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FissionI don't know what incident you're talking about. We don't need permission. As long as the game is free and not site-locked, thsi site is free to hack it.December 2013
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KaehlosThe high C incident. Referring to the first ever "Hackers".(The proper term is crackers) The first Phreaking incident. You never heard of it? Next thing you know, you'll ask me if I ever heard of 9gag before because it's SOOO FUNNY LOLDecember 2013
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KaehlosI'll tell you what the high - C incident was. A couple of high-school kids figured out that if you whistled a high C note into phones of that era, you got free long-distance calls. They then started to make these little "Black boxes" for their friends. The black boxes were preset to whistle certain notes, and those notes did different things. It would be illegal now, but not back then. Eventually they started selling the black boxes for personal gain. Even Steve Jobs made a black box. It's predicted that with all the black boxes they made combined, phone companies lost about 2 - 4 million dollars in lost long distance calls and phone bills and such.December 2013
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KaehlosNo need to be such a bitch. I was just bitching about how lazy y'alls coders were.December 2013
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FissionSo I'm the bitch now? You're the one who says that HFG's hacks are illegal. Did I miss something?December 2013
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KaehlosHalf - Illegal. I don't notice anybody else coming to my profile being a continuous cynical faggot.December 2013
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FissionI don't get what "half-illegal" means. I don't get what being a "continuous cynical faggot" means, either.December 2013
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Kaehlosfaggot means cigar or large planks of wood. Continuous means more than once. Cynical means jackass.December 2013
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KaehlosYou commented about 6 times on my page. That must be a record for important people talking to me.December 2013
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KaehlosSometimes though, I find smart people to shelter with. Generally, though, I argue with people.December 2013
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KaehlosWe're still talking? I had thought that would be the extent of my conversations with smart important people. I might go start an argument with sea_monkey though.December 2013
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FissionThis is a long conversation. One that takes days. Because this is the Internet.December 2013
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KaehlosI dislike how much short it is. Argument should cover at least 3 topics according to the rules of argument (23rd edition) as devised by the AAATDecember 2013
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KaehlosDumbass haters. player hate and stuff. I ask my haters for anal. I meant I love my haters.Duh.January 2014
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KaehlosJust now realizing that surprais analrape rhymes. All the more reason to give anal to Dr. Seu- I mean Fiss- I mean 115R1- I mean Dawi- You know what everybody who participated in this deserves some anal with only saliva as lube.January 2014
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