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Kaehlos
Hooray Now official editor of Dante's stories. Happy 4/20 and/or Easter
  • _PrinzEugen_
    I've done this before, I came back and realized it was the wrong thing.
    May 2015
  • Stevey
    10/10 would inactive again
    December 2014
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    Hooray Now official editor of Dante's stories. Happy 4/20 and/or Easter
    April 2014
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    March 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      You dirty old Lihc
      March 2014
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    Where can I get a list of all the handy dandy html tags that I can use here?
    March 2014
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  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    K, guys, since nobody seems to understand this, let me give you a little story about myself. My name is Johann Smidt. I am 25 years old. I have 7 mental disorders. I work CyberSec contracting for NATO and GSC right now, but previously I was 306th EOD and NEMO. Now will you quit being condescending? Thanks.
    March 2014
    • ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      cool story bro.
      March 2014
    • ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      nah just kidding, you have an interesting life.
      March 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      I know. I'm many interesting.
      March 2014
    • Ananimus
      Ananimus
      You kidding? Your in army and your playing in HFG, not interesting bro.
      March 2014
    • ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      Did you know that the GSC and NATO are both very different from the Army? Sorry to over-react, but do some goddamn research before judging someone and thus, making yourself look stupid. OK?
      March 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      FIrst of all, not a bro. Second of all, not in the Army. Third of all, I enjoy the community. It's the same reason I play all those other "kid" games like Armagetron and Roblox. Faggot. Also, GSC and NATO are not Army. It's Global Strike Command and National Association Tits Okay maybe I don't know what the entire thing stands for._.
      March 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Still though. Not Army.
      March 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      Okay, paramilitary thing and not the Army. Community is good, too, especially when it is not Facebook, but ROBLOX is still shit.
      March 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      You'd be surprised at how many military people play Roblox. Not paramilitary. USAF.
      March 2014
    • Dante708
      Dante708
      You better get used to the condescending it's completely normal here
      April 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      You better get used to not telling me what to do, it's not normal.
      April 2014
    • Dante708
      Dante708
      OK who ever has directly told you what to do is stupid but the looking down on each other and taunting is completely normal
      April 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      I don't mind taunting, anybody who can't handle that needs to gtfo, but looking down on each other is not cool.(Because everybody knows I'm better than all of you combined XD)
      April 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      Yeah, everybody knows that.
      April 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      EVERYBODY.
      April 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      FAGITS
      April 2014
    • Ananimus
      Ananimus
      LOL NATO: NATIONAL ASSOCIATION TITS OKAY
      June 2014
    • Ananimus
      Ananimus
      USAF: Uter Sucking Anus Faggot
      June 2014
    • Stevey
      Stevey
      m8. NATO = North Atlantic Treaty Organization
      February 2015
  • Spider-Man
    Hey there,check my discussion on RYH.
    February 2014
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  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    Is there a reason people need to yell "SPAM" whenever someone spams? It's not like people spam on accident. If you spam , you generally know it. Yelling SPAM isn't a way to fix it. Spam is a lunch meat.
    February 2014
    • ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      so true, so true indeed
      February 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      ikr. It's like 'A WILD SPAM APPEARS'! Guys?! GUYS SPAM! AHH IT'S EATING ME. PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT GUYS I CAN'T FIX THIS ON MY OWN. SPAM! GJUIHGLIS
      February 2014
    • AlexanderTheFallen
      AlexanderTheFallen
      S - Sucking P - Penis A - Around M - Muslims
      February 2014
    • ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
    • Fission
      Fission
      A wild Spam appears! Manager uses Banhammer. It's super effective!
      February 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Almost super efective* I think my plan is to use all my invites on alt accounts so that I can always be back.
      February 2014
    • Spider-Man
      Spider-Man
      WILD NOOBS APPEAR! Manager uses Super Power Of Banning. IT'S EPICLY EFFECTIVE! All the noobs Die! Manager gains 99999xp points and 9999 Cash. Manager leveled up to 100!
      February 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Noobs keep coming. Whut nao, manager.
      February 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      A wild n00b appears! n00b uses "1st". Has no effect whatsoever...
      February 2014
    • AlexanderTheFallen
      AlexanderTheFallen
      Sword - 250 (Critical flesh wounds) Banhammer - 999.9999 (Player its out of the game) Axe - 300 (Medium armor and flesh wounds) Mace - 250 (Critical armor hits)
      March 2014
  • NickJimenez
    So he got my discussion...
    February 2014
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    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Hmm... I need to pay better attention to my picture names...
      February 2014
    • dumbass
      dumbass
      Is it me, or does this fine young lady look like she popped right out of the Portal 2 Lab Rat comic?
      February 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      @dumbass Why yes, yes she has.
      February 2014
    • dumbass
      dumbass
      Not sure if being serious, or sarcastic.
      February 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Sarcastic. It's just something I was doing during art class.
      February 2014
    • dumbass
      dumbass
      Either way, it's pretty good art (aside from the fact it's a female)
      February 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Heh. I'm good at drawing females. Also wings. I'm good at wings. I'm practicing water. Soon I'll be able to draw a flying water female. Like a water-nymph, but with more wings.
      March 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      A water nymph would be a siren. But if it has wings then it's a... winged siren?
      March 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Yus.
      March 2014
    • dumbass
      dumbass
      I would LOVE to see a picture of Chuck Norris getting stabbed in the neck with a ballpoint pen by Bruce Lee
      March 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      That sounds like it would be fun to try.
      March 2014
    • ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      Yeah it does!
      March 2014
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  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    So I got in trouble. I wrote a poem for my Honors Language Arts class that wasn't school appropriate, (Early warning signs for murderers and stuff, y'know) so they checked my pockets. They found all my knives. 7 Knives, 3 lighters, 1 flask (It wasn't alcohol), 1 live WW2 style grenade, and a bulletproof vest.
    January 2014
    • Efrain2120
      Efrain2120
      Ha! I laugh at your mere poor ability to hide weapons (especially knives)
      January 2014
    • ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      i actually have seen worse, i went to a really bad school and at least 45% of the people who went there got expelled for bringing weapons there, can't remember the what the school was called though
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      I as completely unprepared. Also all three of the principals have prior police experience, so they check real good.
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      Wait, how exactly did you get a WWII grenade? On the street? Under a table in a café?
      February 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      The street. You'd like my dealers.
      February 2014
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUCK YEAH. BIRTHDAY.
    January 2014
    • ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      *sings birthday tune* Happy birthday to you... Happy Birthday to Kaehlos... Happy birthday to you!
      January 2014
    • AlexanderTheFallen
      AlexanderTheFallen
      La mulțani cu sănătatie stai liniștit tentindem pă spatie 18 ani ș-o șâpcă pe spatie, La mulțani nu glumim, La mulțani nu glumim.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      That's wonderful.
      January 2014
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    "While wearing GLaDOS Jr., please beware of assuming a passive-aggressive, narcissistic edge, similar to that displayed by 95% of the population of Seattle." -Part of the description for the GLaDOS ring.
    January 2014
    • soupcan
      soupcan
      ermehgerd u playeh portal
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Maybe.
      January 2014
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    Alright!*downloads steam* Alright!*Starts downloading Tactical Intervention* *Is downloading for 2 days* *TI doesn't work* Oh FUCK no!*Deletes Steam and TI, a total of 3 days work deleted in little under 6 seconds*
    January 2014
    • soupcan
      soupcan
      steam is pretty good, should've kept it installed
      January 2014
    • soupcan
      soupcan
      but honestly you should've not tried to install tactical intervention because its a terrible game
      January 2014
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    Since when is the foreign dude RussianBlablablaZN the bomb-diggity? He talks like an idiot and thinks the HFG_MANAGER mention link is like his ban stick.
    January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      I don't get it. I don't know what the "bomb-diggity" is.
      January 2014
    • 115R10tBak3r
      It's most likely because he's a known member in OT. So I'll jump off of a cliff.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      @Fission the bomb diggity is is a synonym for important person.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      @115R10tBak3r He still talks dumb.
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      He talks dumb. I don't understand much of what he says.
      January 2014
    • RussianFederationZN
      RussianFederationZN
      No doubt,Im russia and not much of speaking english.Im not proud myself even im idiot just like myself. Talking dumb was unlikely like my old friend battle_mage and he and i talks like that and that was i care all about,Even since he left im still not gonna let those dumb language of mine go and guess what Even Admin respond those mention link,Happy for the reading? And yet unlikely years ago I am a childish son of a bitch.Go ahead laugh and insults i will not going to talk like battle_mage and me talking in that language even if you dont understand.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      I can understand what you say, it just pisses me off that I have to read it over 2 or three times. I spent 2 years in a Turkish-majority school, and 6 in a Spanish-majority, so I know what you mean when you sound like a 'tard when you talk.
      January 2014
    • soupcan
      soupcan
      You do realize that RussianFed doesn't give a shit about how many schools you've went to, right?
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Yeah. I'm just saying that I can understand him when he talks because I've gone to said schools but it's really difficult.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Also I don't give a shit about how many schools I went to either.
      January 2014
    • soupcan
      soupcan
      Not exactly trying to offend you in any way, but I think I can read English much better than you can. (I have an 11th grade reading level, even though I'm only in 7th grade in a middle school.) I'm going to assume that you don't give a shit about my 11th grade blahblahblahblahblahblah, don't you?
      January 2014
    • soupcan
      soupcan
      Then again, you may be able to understand Turkish and Spanish much, much better than I can. I can only understand English, and tiny bits of German and Russian.
      January 2014
    • soupcan
      soupcan
      Вы, наверное, не понимают этого, просто взглянув на это, не так ли?
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      I'm sorry, but since when is a 7th grader smarter than me?
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      I know EVERYTHING
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      Srsly, since when is being in 7th grade something to brag about?
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Since NEVER. 8th is way better.
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      Indeed.
      January 2014
    • ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      ḂṙṻṫḁḻṌḟḟḗṅḉḗ
      Welp, he does have 1 year ahead of him till he is in 8th :P
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      BAHAHAHAHAH
      February 2014
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    Lol @the target hackers. Me and some friends came up with something that could do that but we got told to discontinue the project by our HS.
    January 2014
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    HAHAHA YOU PPL CAN't KEEP UP WITH MY SPAM SKILLZ
    January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      This is spam. You think it's not? Not trolling, it's spam. I will troll you later. Oh yeah, this is spam. You think it's not? Gonna fuck off? Later. Spam. Spam. Spam. Just. Some. Fucking. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam.
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      Spam. Spam. Spam. Just. Some. Fucking. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam.
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      Oh yeah, spam. Whatever.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      It's not like I spam on purpose... Tourrettes and egocentricism make for a very talkative person.
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      Fuck, I'm high.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      BAD FISSION! DRUGS ARE WRONG! (How much to ship to Montana?)
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      I thought sociopaths didn't think anything was wrong. Maybe your psychiatrist needs a psychiatrist.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      I don't think anything is wrong. Drugs are good for you. All natural. They grow from the ground. Like child pornography.
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      Don't be silly, child pornography grows in tress, not from the ground.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      I see.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      @Fission actually trees grow from the ground and since child pornography grows from trees it does, in a sense, grow from the ground.
      February 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      I guess.
      February 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      You DO guess.
      March 2014
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    Anybody got a good suggestion as to easy-to-get skiddie stuff for mac? I'm waay to lazy to write my own programs.
    January 2014
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    Oh yeah I'm not really 14 anymore. That was from a little while ago.
    January 2014
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  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    Hey, I just found this post I made on Reddit a little while ago that I forgot about because it got buried. I hope it'll explain things better to people(like Fission). Unless people (like Fission) are not intelligent enough to understand it. www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ls57a2/people_with_a_mental_illness_what_will_we_never/ Look for the longest post there. By a guy named Kaehlos, which would be me.
    December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      Page not found. Goddamn Error 404. :C
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Interesting. It works on an iPod.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      They removed it for being too long, anyway. I'll have to rewrite it and put it here.
      December 2013
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    I wonder who would win if we played sympathy poker for irl mental illnesses between Fission, Sea and I.
    December 2013
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    I wish I could change my name. I quit using this one sometime in late 2012 and changed to Kaehlos.
    December 2013
  • Kaehlos
    Kaehlos
    Frickin people... "No other hacks as they are premium content." What you're doing is pretty much half-illegal in the first place. hacking premium is no more illegal than hacking the game without permission in the first place. Also, I highly doubt that any game's premium content includes either unlimited health or unlimited damage, and those are SOOOO difficult to do, I know.
    December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      What the fuck is "half-illegal"? This site hacks free Flash games. In the case the developer doesn't like the game being hacked he can just ask for the game to be removed from the website.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Maybe in case the developer didn't like premium being hacked then he could ask the premium content to be removed.
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      What did I just say?
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Idk? I was under the impression that you could read.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Oh yeah, the half-illegal part. Technically, you don't have permission from any of the creators of the games. Also, the whole exploiting things in general was originally not supposed to be released to the public after the high-C incident.
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      I don't know what incident you're talking about. We don't need permission. As long as the game is free and not site-locked, thsi site is free to hack it.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      The high C incident. Referring to the first ever "Hackers".(The proper term is crackers) The first Phreaking incident. You never heard of it? Next thing you know, you'll ask me if I ever heard of 9gag before because it's SOOO FUNNY LOL
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      I'll tell you what the high - C incident was. A couple of high-school kids figured out that if you whistled a high C note into phones of that era, you got free long-distance calls. They then started to make these little "Black boxes" for their friends. The black boxes were preset to whistle certain notes, and those notes did different things. It would be illegal now, but not back then. Eventually they started selling the black boxes for personal gain. Even Steve Jobs made a black box. It's predicted that with all the black boxes they made combined, phone companies lost about 2 - 4 million dollars in lost long distance calls and phone bills and such.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      No need to be such a bitch. I was just bitching about how lazy y'alls coders were.
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      So I'm the bitch now? You're the one who says that HFG's hacks are illegal. Did I miss something?
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Half - Illegal. I don't notice anybody else coming to my profile being a continuous cynical faggot.
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      I don't get what "half-illegal" means. I don't get what being a "continuous cynical faggot" means, either.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      faggot means cigar or large planks of wood. Continuous means more than once. Cynical means jackass.
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      Wow. So now I'm a cigar? And what about the "continuous" part?
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      You commented about 6 times on my page. That must be a record for important people talking to me.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Important people in a coding inclined area other than flame wars.*
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      There are a lot of flame wars here, mostly because this is the Internet, lol.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Sometimes though, I find smart people to shelter with. Generally, though, I argue with people.
      December 2013
    • Efrain2120
      Efrain2120
      nonsense
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      STFU. The adults are talking.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      We're still talking? I had thought that would be the extent of my conversations with smart important people. I might go start an argument with sea_monkey though.
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      Yes, we're still talking.
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      This is a long conversation. One that takes days. Because this is the Internet.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      I dislike how much short it is. Argument should cover at least 3 topics according to the rules of argument (23rd edition) as devised by the AAAT
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      The what?
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Academy of Assorted Assault Techniques.
      January 2014
    • AlexanderTheFallen
      AlexanderTheFallen
      I didn't even read what these said, but this wall its ****** long!
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Not really.
      January 2014
  • Fuck off. I hate you -_-
    April 2013
    • Dawisio10
      Dawisio10
      WUT DIS NIGGA DID?
      April 2013
    • Awesomeguy
      Awesomeguy
      Uhh,He spammed on game comments.
      April 2013
    • 115R10tBak3r
      COOL, FUCK HIM.
      April 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Ikr fuck me.
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      FUDGE YOU.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Nuh uh that's a bad word Fission.
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      huehuehuehuehuehue
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Which game comments, can I ask?
      December 2013
    • Fission
      Fission
      I dunno. They're the ones hating.
      December 2013
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Dumbass haters. player hate and stuff. I ask my haters for anal. I meant I love my haters.Duh.
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      Haters gonna hate.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Haters gonna get surprais analrape. Not rape if you yell surprise.
      January 2014
    • Fission
      Fission
      But still anal and surprais. Yay.
      January 2014
    • Kaehlos
      Kaehlos
      Just now realizing that surprais analrape rhymes. All the more reason to give anal to Dr. Seu- I mean Fiss- I mean 115R1- I mean Dawi- You know what everybody who participated in this deserves some anal with only saliva as lube.
      January 2014
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