Lots of money. All upgrades are free. All levels unlocked.
Make your way through 12 epic stages to return a stolen cursed gem which turned you into a Cactus. Hurry, before the curse turns you into stone!
The [arrow keys] move you left and right. [A] makes you jump and [S] makes you attack, either with your fists or any of the dozens of weapons you'll come across. [Down] + [A] drops you down a platform. To pick up a weapon, you crouch over it with the [down] key, and can aim it around by holding the [up] key along with [left] and [right] for a diagonal shot.